Luke, I’m A Lesbian!
Below is the first paragraph in an article about a lesbian couple complaining about an issue no one with a job cares about. But, what I do care about is the name of one of the lesbians…..
GILLETTE, Wyo. — Leah Vader and Lynne Huskinson, a lesbian couple who got married in Canada last August, sent a letter recently to their state legislator decrying a Wyoming bill that would deny recognition of same-sex marriages. The lawmaker read the letter on the floor of the Legislature.
Are you kidding me! Princess Leah is a lesbian now?!?!?! I blame that whole falling in love with her brother thing. Nothing like a little incest to push chicks away from dudes and into the arms of another woman. Hey, it could be worse, she could be married to a wookie. You know what they say, “once you go wookie, no one else gets that nookie.”
Gwuuuulllllll!!!!! (translation: I Heart Human Chicks)