Stop Hitting Yourself

What do you want to be when you grow up?  I don’t know about you, but I want to be a professional football player.  Besides being a multi-millionaire you get to beat your spouse.  I kid, I kid. 

Speaking of the NFL and “allegedly” beating your spouse, A.J. Nicholson plead not guilty to assaulting his girlfriend today.  She said the police missunderstood her when taking her statement and that she hit herself.  Sweety, just because A.J. ripped off your own arm and beat you to sleep with it, that doesn’t mean you were hitting yourself.   

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Posted on May 21, 2007, in Football, Sports. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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