Personally, I blame David Caruso.
Actually, I think it’s about time we give up and start to seriously consider a specific date for re-deploying our troops–and by troops I mean all 300 million of us–to a safe location. Maybe Hawaii? If that doesn’t make you want to surrender in this crazy experiment of trying to create a democracy in the Western hemisphere, I think the 93,837 rapes last year should do the trick. Beat that Rape Rooms! I think this quagmire we’re in is not winnable and should be called what it is – A Civil War! To start, I think we should begin withdrawing from Detroit, the reigning murder champs. No more blood for oil for Pistons.
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