U.K. Joining With COBRA?

I awoke this morning to the news that another “terrorist” “incident” occurred in the United Kingdom.  My first thought was as to who may or may not be responsible for such an atrocity.  The news doesn’t say, so I’m guessing that it was quite possibly a bunch of religious fundamentalists of some sort. 

So, now we just need to determine whether it was a bunch of Christian fundamentalists, Buddhist fundamentalists, Hindu fundamentalists, or maybe… uh, um… well, I can’t think of any other religions right of hand that would do such a terrible thing, but if I hear any mo information I’ll pass it on to the HDW community as soon as possible. 

Speaking of terrorism in the U.K., I just read some very disheartening news concerning how the Brits are planning to deal with this issue.  I was shocked when I read the following news.  Here’s a quick excerpt.

The seniority of Cobra’s members is intended to ensure it gets things done quickly, and ensure that what needs to be done is done.

Cobra meetings are frequently chaired by the prime minister and home secretary, which happened after the London bombings on 7 July in which 56 people died.

Are you kidding me?  The Brits are working with COBRA, one of the oldest and most butal terrorist organizations known to man?  Either way, this is very troubling news indeed.  Incoming Prime Minster Brown emphatically stated that they are not working officially with the COBRA terrorist organization and that neither Cobra Commander nor Destro were present at the meeting.  But this statement has been refuted by the following photo secretly taken in the waiting room at number 10 Downing Street. 

Christian Fundamentalists?

Duke and Gung-ho were not available for comment but are certainly going to be pissed when they hear about this.



Posted on June 30, 2007, in Humor, Punditry. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Bionic Woman

    Amusingly enough, this entire blog post had an entirely different meaning for me. I kept thinking about HIPAA violations and COBRA rules (i.e. COBRA benefits). I need a vacation.

  2. We would really need to start worrying about COBRA if right before they blow themselves up they yell “YO ALLAH!!!”

  3. I’m telling you all, we need to start worrying bigtime about Christian fundamentalist organizations such as COBRA. They have not been taken seriously by the international community since that time Cobra Commander got bitch slapped by Scarlett on TV.

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