Info Babe Extraordinaire
I was attempting to find some more info on Florida States new verbally committed QB E.J. Manuel (the second coming of Charlie Ward), when I came across this video. More about the ‘Noles next week, for now I have this insatiable craving for honey dew melons that I need to correct. If you do not watch this video at least 10 times in a row then you are one of three things.
- A Heterosexual Chick
- A Homosexual Dude
On that note: don’t blame me when you get caught by your wife/girlfriend watching this video at three in the morning doing some “Xtreme Blogging” while pondering what Ashley is wearing to bed that night and if she’s dreaming about football just like you. In my little fantasy world—called footballvelvettabjsteakland—she’s not reading a teleprompter in that video; that’s just straight up football goddess knowledge. And for God’s sake, please don’t stalk this poor football info babe into seclusion (that means you Dave). Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get back to watching that video about 10 more times. Xtreme bloggers, activate! Form of: a bilge pump.