Goat Milking 101
A Sudanese man was caught having sex with his neighbors goat and the town elders have ruled on exactly how to punish him for his crimes against humanity (and farm animals). His punishment: marry the goat. Of course. And why not.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
“We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,” Mr Alifi said.
This happened a while ago, so I’m guessing the honeymoon is over. We’re here to serve our readers and as you would expect, HDW was secretly there.
Ungowa: Honey, I’m home.
Goat: Why are you coming home so late from work? I’ve been slaving over the stove all afternoon. [under her breathe] Bleating.
Ungowa: [slamming down lunch box] QUIT NAGGING ME!!!!!!
Just admit it, you laughed.