Cloverfield Spoiler Alert!
As most of you HDW geeks are aware, J.J. Abrams—aka, the dude all Lost fans wish would hang out with any one of OJ Simpson’s ex-wives more—has a new movie coming out on 1-18-08, and it looks rather promising. The codename for the movie is Cloverfield and the trailer ran before the Transformers movie. For those that are too busy with loved ones, here it is.
There’s much speculation as to what the “monster” in the movie will be. Is it the American Godzilla? Is it Godzilla? Voltron maybe? A genetically altered giant Hillary Clinton monster? Just kidding ladies. Some of the more legitimate rumors have it possibly being Cthulhu, a mythical beast created 100 years ago by science fiction author H.P. Lovecraft.
Scary, huh? However, the Cthulhu theory is not true. HDW has the inside scoop on the details of the monsters in the movie. That’s right, you read that correctly, there’s more than one of them. In fact, it’s a total of three monsters terrorizing New York City in the movie.
[Editor’s Note: You see, your High School English teacher was right about how confusing it gets in a sentence when you mix a words affirmative and negative meaning. Suckers!!!!]