Let Them Eat Milk
Some Arab princesses (or is it pronounced princessi?) refused to sit next to men they did not know on a British Airways flight, causing quite a stink. It’s just another one of those crazy Muslim traditions to ensure their women don’t get hit on by other men and find out just how shitty their husbands treat them. Brilliant guys, just brilliant. Can you blame the ladies since some Muslim traditions dictate that a women who’s raped is to blame and is punished accordingly, while the man who did the raping is given a goat I think.
The airline had to hold the flight for several hours while the kerfuffle took place and eventually had to expel the princesses for not taking their assigned seats. This was to the delight of the other passengers… those evil haters of Islam and white devils. Of course, all of this could have simply been avoided in several ways.
- Ordered tickets where the muslo-chicks all sat together and avoided contact with strange men (level of difficulty: 1).
- Traveled their usual way, by gold plated private jets that run off the blood of infidels (level of difficulty: 3).
- Simply hijacked the plane (level of difficulty: 2).
- Allowed the strange men to breast feed off of them (level of difficulty: 2).
Don’t ever say I’m not a problem solver and a unifacator.