To Catch a Dolphin
A CBS sports television producer was arrested when he attempted to trade his Miami Dolphins tickets in exchange for sex with an 11-year-old girl. The producer thought he was in a chat room with a father willing to sell his little daughter for the NFL tickets. Turns out, the father was actually an undercover detective (thank God). Really CBS employee? You actually thought a father would do that… for Miami Dolphins tickets!?!? The shitty Dolphins??? Really? The same game that wasn’t even close to sold out and you could score tickets from a scalper for like $20? Come on asshole!!!!
All kidding aside, if we’re all really good this week and we pray as much as possible, maybe, just maybe this guy will be thrown in a Broward County lock-up for a stretch while awaiting trial. While there, maybe the guards will tip off a few of the bigger, blacker, hornier inmates about this sick f*cks charges. Who knows, maybe his prison bitch will exchange sex with him for a pack of New Ports. Nah, not New Ports, Kools maybe, but he’s certainly worth more than New Ports, right? Either way, we can dare to dream.
I wish someone who opposes the death penalty would come to this site and explain to me how they can think these devils incarnate should still have their heads attached to their bodies after being found guilty of such crimes in a court of law. Yes, give them due process, but then give them a fast track appeal and once they’re found guilty (and appealed), they’re executed. Done. No, it won’t stop all pedophiles, but it’ll stop some still alive and all that are dead. I promise you that 100% of the pedophiles executed will never hurt another child again. Ever!
Please, I beg of you. Come explain the reasoning of your opposition to the death penalty. I need to know how you tick. Someone who feels the need to stand outside of a prison and hold a sign with scripture and shed a tear while these animals are executed way too humanely for my tastes. Animals like this John Couie who raped and buried Jessica Lunsford alive. Please, bring the Bible, the US Constitution, the New York Times. Anything to make me understand why you’re not a complete and utter stupid piece of shit.
Then, I’ll explain to you why you should be sitting in the laps of these animals getting horsey rides while they’re in that electric chair. God charges you with one important task above all others… protecting children. I’m willing to chance my soul to hell for eternity to ensure these bastards never get a chance to get near my child or anyone else’s. That’s called faith in God, and you should try it sometime you greedy selfish sanctimonious asshole. Anyone? Any takers? Please!!!!