Gator Tough: Are You Smarter Than A Dolphin/Gator?
Ex-University of Florida Gator and current Miami Dolphin Channing Crowder announced today that he just found out they speak English… in f**king England!!! He was surprised to find out that he won’t need a translator to converse with the citizens of London this week when he’s over there playing in the first NFL regular season game ever played at the Home Office. Do I have any quotes? Oh yeah, this is going to be good.
I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,” Crowder said. “I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.
Really? I can see the confusion considering they don’t call the country English, right? I mean, how f**king confusing! Asshole Brits! I’m not quite sure what Crowder’s major or GPA was at UF, but I can say this—he graduated! With a college degree! Oh, he also thinks England is the land of only white people.
I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”
Once again, great moments in public (government) education. Go Gators???