Just had a great website forwarded to me. Click here and check out all the last words of death row inmates in Texas. I had to go and make myself a big bowl of popcorn and just can’t pull myself away from this really fun and entertaining read (and yes, I did use one of those electric poppers… to add to the ambiance). Before you start feeling sorry for these f**king animals with all their “I’m sorry” and “I now love Jesus” and “I’ll miss my family” bullshit, make sure you read what this guy did. He’ll make you realize the true importance and the beauty of the death penalty.
You know who else is going to miss their families asshole? That’s right, the innocent family member(s) you took from them because you were too f**king lazy to get a job like a real human. The persons you murdered didn’t get to read their last statement to their families to tell them they love them, f**k face! The person you murdered could not be reached for comment.
If I had my way, I’d set the chair up to be voice activated and go off the first time you said the word sorry or forgive. Better still, a secret word, like from the 80’s Nickelodeon kids show You Can’t Do That On Television, except instead of getting slimed, you’d get fried to a crisp until death. Of course, if you disagree with me, well, please just click here.
My personal favorite quote so far was from the guy that ended his statement with a quick, “Alright… murder me warden!” Be sure to comment with your favorite Last Words statement. Sorry guys, no video on this website as of yet. But look on the bright side, it’s Texas, so it’ll happen eventually. You stay classy Texas, you stay classy.