Peyton Manning Goes Fishing
Colts Lose! Colts Lose! Colts Lose!!!!!!! All is right in the Universe.
F*ck you Colts organization! You get a free pass in the media and karma has once again shit on you like you deserve, and not in a good way, like when your daddy sneaks into your bedroom at 3 AM and does that to you in your trailer.
F*ck you Colts fans! I’ve never seen so many old ugly fat fans in the stands of a professional sporting event. It looks like a weight watchers convention got double booked during the 10th annual butter-face convention in that circus tent you call a stadium. Subway’s Jerrod just called, he wants his fat ass belly back.
F*ck you Peyton Manning! You are the most over-rated sports personality since, well, uh… since no one I guess, you’re it. You are the entire list. If I have to see one more commercial featuring you not giving advice on how you “deal” with your AIDS, I’ll go completely ape shit. Quite “selling” (and by selling I mean whoring) yourself out like that $5 hand job hooker in Daytona Beach during spring break. Yes, we’ll still have to see your ugly long horse face during the commercial breaks of the AFC Championship game and the Super Bowl, but not during the game folks! For this, I thank you Jesus.