31 NFL Teams All Rejoice At The Same Time

[Editor’s Note: Updated to ensure that Dr. Powell has a good “happy ending” later tonight.

All the 31 other teams can rejoice… and finally!!!!  Good job NFL.  Good job newspapers and media.  Good job referees.  Every one’s favorite team can be happy once again.  Your teams legacy is intact.  Praise Jesus, rejoice and sing to the heavens.  The Steelers and 49ers and Packers and Miami can breath a sigh of relief.  I hope another random team can win next year, so all the powers that be can be happy.  Please make it so Roger.  Thank God the U.S. Senate can now maybe focus on much less pressing issues, like 1.5 million living babies being sucked out of women’s wombs every year.  Just kidding, I don’t give a shit if you kill your baby.  Just one less Steelers fan to deal with at the game in 20 years or so. 

 So, let’s just get back to worrying about cheating in the NFL, and more specifically, those evil cheating Patriots and Belichick.  Now that the Pats have lost, everyone should be focused on finding out if Tom Coffin is cheating.  Did he and the Giants video tape the Patriots sideline calls?  I have the feeling they did and I would like a complete investigation by the U.S. Senate as soon as possible, thank you very much.  Everyone from the NFL to the King of England to the U.S. Department of Football should be on this.  What?  The government doesn’t have a department of football?  The little people lose again.  Where’s Arlen Spector when you need him folks? 

 Oh, and like every year, fuck kiss Peyton Manning, fuck kiss that goofy smooth bastard friendly retarded intelligent little brother of his Eli Manning, and fuck kiss the Giants fans who wanted their coach fired and their QB traded in the third game of the season, only at the last minute to jump back on their team’s bandwagon.  You worthless useful assholes gentlemen deserve nothing everything and should be ashamed proud of pretending you cared halfway through the season. 

Sad Happy and pathetic touching, especially all you fans of the 30 other teams who just root against a team to make your pathetic touching teams look and feel better.  Time to move on to loving the Yankees you bandwagon faggots heterosexuals.  See your Hatriots asses next season, you crybaby bitches good friends. 


Posted on February 4, 2008, in Arlen Spector, Blogroll, Football, Hatriots, Patriots, Peyton Manning. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Dude,

    You sound a little bitter. Good thing the season is over. This will give you time away from football so you can write about something else. Your posts are always something I look forward to every 2 weeks or so. I can read them in between downloading porno clips. But lately, your comments about the Patriots and how you think everyone is against them have been kinda distracting. I mean, it makes it tough for me to stay focused on Mary Cary, Carly Parker (FSU girl), and Jesse Jane when you say things like “goofy”, “retarted”, and “faggots”. So please, let go of your girly whining and get back to writing quality posts. You will feel better when you do. Not only will you feel better, but I will finally be able to have a “Happy ending” while reading and porno surfing.

  2. Okay doctor, I’ve corrected the issue. So, don’t ever say HDW doesn’t aim to please and doesn’t bend over backwards to ensure their readers happiness. See if CNN or the BBC would do something like this for their loyal customer base.

    Once again, enjoy. Oh, and be sure to cover the keyboard with saran wrap before you start reading.

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