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Dear religious fanatics, 

This week, Bob Lutz, the head of General Motors design team and the number two man in the company, made some interesting observations at a restaurant with media members.  You can read the whole exchange here, but the best quote is this one.

 Global warming is a “total crock of shit.”

I don’t know about you guys, but Bob will soon be receiving a request from my lawyers to adopt me.  Whether the statement is true or not (it is), it’s refreshing to hear someone that “high up” in the world talk like a normal person.  I’m getting t-shirts and bumper stickers made up right now — Global Warming is a Total Crock of Shit!   

For those of you who disagree with the man, please kindly remove your heads from your asses for two minutes, just long enough to understand that what he said about your church is 100% true.  Whether global warmism is real, your churches method for “spreading the gospel” is a total crock of shit.  This is why your cult has to always equate anyone that disagrees with the “science” of global warmism to holocaust deniers.  It’s rather sad that you can’t have an intellectual conversation concerning the causes of climate change without you vilifying anyone who may actually think global temperature change isn’t entirely man made. 

Remember gang, always worry when the scientific community has “consensus” concerning anything, because that’s code for “plenty of grant money” from somewhere.  German scientist had consensus in 1938 that the Jews were actually tailed lizard devils from outer-space and needed to be exterminated to keep the Rhineland pure.  Just because everyone thinks the world is flat or that the sun revolves around the earth, or that we have to stop global cooling (circa 1970: negative global warmism), doesn’t mean that many years later someone can’t sail around the globe and disprove commonly conceived notions disguised as supposed facts, specifically designed by governments as a type of control. 

I’ll make a deal with you.  When a scientist can accurately predict next weeks temperature within five degrees every time for a year then I’ll start to maybe believe they can predict the earth’s temperature 50 years from now.  Until then, Global Warmism is a crock of shit and you are a believer who belongs to the “Church of What’s Happening Now” my friend. 

Oh, one last thing before I get into Reader’s Digest essay length (too late, sorry).  If you’re from Europe and you have an opinion concerning this matter, please type it up on a sheet of paper and promptly cram it up your ass.  Until you save our country from a Canadian invasion, please shut the f**k up.

So, now you Global Warmism members can start bashing me as an idiot and asshole.  Great way to stop debate and encourage group think and most of all, increase the size of your churches congregation.  You can pass around that plate now guys. 

Love, 
Earth Hater

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Posted on February 13, 2008, in Blogroll, Global Warmism, Politics. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. “Until you save our country from a Canadian invasion, please shut the f**k up.”

    I’ll up the ante. Your-a-peeins should have to save us from a Mexican invasion before they can cease the shutting of f**k up.

  2. Q, I wouldn’t ask even the euros to do something that’s, well, rather impossible to do. That just wouldn’t be fair trying to stop the Mexican invasion into this country.

    Now, fighting the Canadians would be like fighting the French, only more drunk. Unless of course they had to fight them on a chunk of ice with a hockey stick. Then we’d all be in trouble. “Bring in the black guys!” Everyone knows Canadians are deathly afraid of black guys. Look it up, it’s in the Canadian Bible.

  3. Thank you for saying every ounce of what I feel, sir. Can I quote you? Either way, I probably will.

    oh, and q-the-impaler, I’m sorry but I like Mexicans way more than the Canadians, keep ’em coming. Maybe because I’m Black, I dunno. Maybe I’ve just been brainwashed by Southern California life.

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