Wang Out For A Month

So, the Yankees first lose their Randy Johnson, and now their Wang will be out for at least a month.  This sounds like a job for Pfizer.  Great way for the Evil Empire to start the season.  Where’s A-Rod in this “cheerful” photo?  Jeter probably needed a good rub down after a hard day actually trying to win at the game of baseball.  A-Rod’s lips would look soooo perdy in that outfit with his four tubes of lip gloss he wears every game.

 

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