Wang Out For A Month
So, the Yankees first lose their Randy Johnson, and now their Wang will be out for at least a month. This sounds like a job for Pfizer. Great way for the Evil Empire to start the season. Where’s A-Rod in this “cheerful” photo? Jeter probably needed a good rub down after a hard day actually trying to win at the game of baseball. A-Rod’s lips would look soooo perdy in that outfit with his four tubes of lip gloss he wears every game.
Everybody Wang Chung Tonight